alfred's a bitch vvvv

the fuck king alfred is back to put my note up because some dumb ass think they slick. anyways, what's good captain america? you still suck ass smh, anyways i'm so mean to you so i'm gonna be nice. you mean so much to me and never fail to me laugh. you're like a pretty cool person. and i love your pretty eyes. don't forget me when you get famous because i was your first friend. i'm gonna save this note in case basic bitches try deleting again. you'll always be ma big goat daddeh. ily loser. 
^^ thanks for that burnt caramel iron man ily ugly
^^ can you stop this ongoing RACISM
^^ its not RACISM you have dark skin 
^^ it's not as dark as u make it out to be tf
^^ then get in better lighting tf
^^ O LOOK MY NOTE IS BACK IM 

ok, hey, hi, it's harley here bc you told me to write you a note :-// i'm super awkward, but you're honestly really interesting?? you always have topics to talk about, im. anyway, ur pretty cool. a bientot. 
^^ thank u harley quinn i love ur awkwardness 

major key alert: dylan only be loving himself
(u know who it is)
^^^ EMMA THE ICON
^^ tf it was alfred ///:::::::::::
^^^ tf ugly the major key thing was something emma said smooth move sherlock use ur own material 
^^ stfu???? i copied ur bio and i already said that line to u before
^^ fight me red coat king henry lookin ass
^^ i fuckin will you fake american lil bitch
^^ L I S T E N i will deck u in the jaw get up out my faceeeee
^^ BITCH I DARE YOU WTF
^^ BITCH I DOUBLE DARE THE FUCK
^^ I TRIPLE DOG DARE U UGLY ASS
^^ I DARE YOU SQUARED 
^^ I DARE YOU CUBED 
^^ IM NOT GOOD IN MATH IDK WHAT ELSE THERE IS
^^ I WIN BITCH

 hi dylcan i love u thanks for being such a good friend and telling me all the gossip, i hate you sm you're so ugly but it's okay because i make up for it in this friendship. thanks for always being here and listening to me complain, you're a loyal supporter and im thankful for you. ya boi emily. ? save your fucking notepad as well. 
^^^ thanks emoly ur a true friend love u model status

HI DYL THE VYL ITS UR FAKE FRIEND, NATALIA! thx 4 all the good laughs idk what i would do w/o u bud ur da bestest ily!!! also if ur gonna leave earth pls take me w u. im so happy that i met u this website would suck w/o u!! i hope im an interesting person to talk to at 6 am because you're an interesting person to talk to at 12 am?? also pls don't get any girls pregnant some hoes out there think they get preggo just bc a guy's penis came close to their vagina!! hoes these days smh!!! ok bye dylan ur the best i love you<3 never stop sending me random youtube videos or spongebob pictures or hunter hayes songs i appreciate it v much 
^^ i still cant believe that girl actually thought she was pregnant bc of that lmfao 

Do you have anyone that you have your heart set on?
^^ not yet
^ Do you like someone?
^^ complicated answer to a complicated question 

vango can go let that man go and eat a mango and then do the tango????
^^ NICE 

Are you willing to date anybody right now?????
^^ youre gonna have to ask me that in private and hear a long ass story 

DO YOU LIKE SOMOENE? 
^^ IDK
^ IT IS A YES OR NO ANSWER 
^^ NOT EVERYTHINGS BLACK AND WHITE LIKE THAT

you were my sun, but now you're my sun, moon, and stars.
^^ i love astronomy 

Do you like emily?
^^ yeah emily's my favorite child i love my kid

No, do you like emily? Would you want to be her boyfriend?
^^ no we're just friends
^ Whose boyfriend would you be? Who do you like?
^^ lynda carter

Do you like dick? Do you want dick inside of you? Am I your rolemodel? Do you think im cool? I think I'm pretty cool, i love all my fans but Dylan is my favourite fan. 
^^ PAUL RUDD MY BOY
^ SHUT UP RAT also @ this person that's so obsessed w "dylan liking me" we're friends lmao, can't ppl be friends anymore??? is that illegal?? grow up. 

We All Know You Like Someone
^^ yeah myself 

dylan's a father now, he had sex with a witch and got her pregnant, congrats buddy
^^ son of a bitch let me LIVE A LITTLE 

dilly willy is in luv w meth netz stuf kids its a forbidden love tho shh <333345575993 
^^ netz <333443456456289797

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Natalia, Alfie, Emily
^^ fuck: me, marry: me, kill: me

Top 5 best friends::
- me
- me
- me 
- me 
- me
- emily

TeLl mE wHo YoU lIkE
^^ aurora
^who is aurora
sleeping beauty tf get up on disney
                                                                                             
i haven't written anything on here, which is weird, but hey you're pretty cool "sarah"
-- bea

You are a wonder, boy
^ thanks man

Do you Like anyone?
^^ yeah
Who?Boy or Girl? 
^^ i was gonna say i like ME but yall messed it up
^^ put a mirror in front of dylan and then you'll know who he likes
^ i love being an actual narcissist 
^^ it's a 10/10 achievement 

1200

You still go on poptropica???? what a loser
^^ sOrry for wanting to plaed one on one sudoku with my friend every once in a while man loosen up a bit
^is she or he a loser too???
^^ we're losers just like ur a punk ass bitch ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pussy pussy marijuana juana pussy pussy pussy marijuanaaa 
Pussy pussy pussy miarijuana I wANNA smoke weed everyday and I'm gonna eat that pussy period comma pAUSE n HOLD THE APPLAUSE i want to mold and fold the laws i may be bald but roll the gauze I want to touch yo pp hole blunt in the other hand watch me role dont got a watch but watch my flow don't got a clock but glock them hoes don't ever sleep can't watch me doze .... AND IM BACK NOW gONNA PUT A SMACKDOWN to this fucking wHaCktoWn, P-U-DOUBLE S-Y TILL I DIE I might be fat but my bitches stay fly maybe it's because I'm so high in the sky don't got a job so LA LA LA 
LA LA LA
LA LA LA 
*throws glasses off*
I might fuck your mother one day. 
LA LA LA
^^ this is one of the seven wonders of the world 
^my nose TF DID I TYPE EARLIER IM THINKING UM I think it was that my perfect nose was one of the seven wonders also, the angle of inclination from the tip of my nose is gr8 I should calculate the slope of the bridge of my nose and publish it, I'd b contributing to the common good of everyone's knowledge (i brought math into this bc Ik u hate it <3.14)
^^ god i hate math sm wHy just calculate the slope of ur nose however ur going to do it i have no idea how to do any of that but u go ahead and do it netz i believe in u 
^talk history to me i love doing that w u and thanks 4 the support dilly willy ur my number juan fan 
^^ The date of the start of the history of the United States is a subject of debate among historians. Older textbooks start with the arrival of Christopher Columbus on October 12, 1492 and emphasize the European background, or they start around 1600 and emphasize the American frontier. In recent decades American schools and universities typically have shifted back in time to include more on the colonial period and much more on the prehistory of the Native peoples.[1][2]
^ u copied and pasted this shit off of Wikipedia or smth #blocked #fake idk if I wanna talk to u anymore 
^^ weak
^shut up 
^^ make me tf
^ u wanna fight dilly???
^^ swing first
^catch these hands i am not afraid of u 
^^ https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSM0TfPjBnCbt0WipVoPQZN1J2uqTUQIevloRVsk1Q80m2JrsGj
^ i may b 5'4 but i can kick ur ass
^^ do it then 
^ r u provoking me 
^^ what u gonna do about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯