Written by Anonymous

VIAGRA DICK
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leave whatever you want, really -- follow @fluents she's cool i love her so much plz message and date her, she's funny 

"LAME ASS" LMFAO SUCK MY ASS❤️
^^ BEND OVER BABY ?✊???
^^ TAKE ME DADDY ALFRED????


""LUKAS LIKES DICK""
^^ doES YOUR STOMACH HURT THOUGH???
^^ bitch yes ???????
^^ wow u must be in love with someone!!!!
^^ yeah myself lmao u hoe 
^^ the only hoe here is you so you're talking about yourself again
^^ just bc i had sex in a car doesn't mean i'm a hoe ugh stereotyping 
^^ yes it does, deal with it
^^ not my fault i'm a bg gosh
^^ what the hell is a bg? big goat? 
^^ it means hot guy god keep up 
^^ the heck it means big goat, fuck me up big goat daddy
^^ it means beau gosse shut upppppppppppp
^^ i'll only have sex with you if i can call you big goat daddy
^^ looks like i'm chaste today bitch
^^ sorry but which one of us was thinking about sex??????????????????????????? i'm #innocent
^^ correction i like having sex 
^^ correction you only like having sex with me bc i'm a freak in the sheets #bedbug
^^ lmao jokes on you i only hve sex in motor vehicles 
^^ what a shame, you stick to your backache 
^^ u stick to ur prudeness imma have FUN
^^ there's no such thing as "fun" without me
^^ shut up and let me be a slut gosh
^^ um......no.........
^^ ""bed bug""
^^ i will amaze you, you gonna see fireworks bitch
^^ ok katy perry
^^ you know it 
^^ u know what they call me in bed??
^^ big goat daddy
^^ no fuck you they call me dissapointment 
^^ i call you big goat daddy though
^^ stfu u bottom
^^ i wanna get under you, big goat daddy
^^ I S2G IM NOT BIG GOAT DADDY
^^ YOU'RE MY BIG GOAT DADDY
^^ NEVER 
^^ I LOVE YOU MY HOT BIG GOAT DADDY
^^ this is what ur making me out to be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baphomet
^^ weell i'm not wrong, am i?
^^ look up baphomet wicked the divine real quick and tell me this bitch isn't hot af 
^^ this bitch isn't hot af
^^ fuck off i'm about to go read that comic book real quick 
^^ read it to me wtf
^^ i'm illiterate wtf 
^^ #dumped
^^ #fucked 
^^ #iwish 
^^ #;)))
^^ tonight am i right? (;;:;
^^ no emily said we can't :"((( star crossed 
^^ emily doesn't need to know )):
^^ well she knows now u dumbass
^^ that's ur fault stfu
^^ u stfu twink
^^ u make me stfu
^^ ;))))))
^^ pls big goat daddy (:::;;;;;;
^^ you used to call me teddy bear and now i have to adjust to my new nickname
^^ when it's fluffy time, it's teddy bear, when it's sexy time, it's big goat daddy
^^ ohhhhh my god
^^ you love me so much
^^ i love **myself 
^^ bitch bye
^^ go fuck satan
^^ i am
^^ wow just WOW
^^ i'm just doing what big goat daddy said
^^ which one
^^ ain't a hoe like you so it's just you 
^^ i don't know whether to smile or frown
^^ smile because your smile makes my boxers drop
^^ i'm a pure virgin
^^ joke of the century 
^^ ok true
^^ i'm a pure virgin
^^ also true 
^^ this shows i'm the innocent one and you're ruining me big goat daddy
^^ i actually don't even have an argument for that 
^^ because it's true and you like it
^^ shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
^^ you soooooo like this
^^ your little legs must be sore from jumping to conclusions
^^ no they're sore for another reason 
^^ mmmm oh my god
^^ ask satan
^^ i'm satan fuck u
^^ satan does fuck me
^^ let me live pls
^^ why tho 
^^ bc u tryna fuck nd u can't have sex w a dead person
^^ there's a kink for that
^^ i thought ur kink was hell
^^ my kink is hell 
^^ go to church
^^ i was kicked out 
^^ me 2
^^ wonder why gay ass
^^ its because i'm a sinner 
^^ sure baby
^^ fuck u it isn't because i suck dick its bc i suck too much 
^^ don't see you sucking mine tho
^^ bc ur mean af
^^ i'm so nice 
^^ nah 
^^ shut up, you always call me nice
^^ where's the reciepts
^^ i'll screenshot
^^ u betta not
^^ you want reciepts tho
^^ fuck you
^^ so rude wtf 

mean :"((( 
i love u tho ))):
rt fight me
u can't fight tho
u little bitch i'll judo kick you jackie chan style u don't know about all that huntyy
i fucking dare u, lemme get my camera ready
idek what i'm gonna do just let me live before i file a harassment report BULLY
hello is this the police? i want a restraining order!!!!!!!!
911 this line if for emergencies only not dork punk ass twinks thx 
999 is the correct number, sweet cheeks!!
shut up i still watch law and order THE AMERICAN VERSION AKA THE BEST VERSION 
I HAVE TO ADMIT THE BRITISH VERSION IS SHIT LMFAO
BC ITS BRITISH
UM EXCUSE YOU!!! 
excused
british people are great ok trump
don't u insult me ur country started all this shit 
we banned trump, did you?
yall started tajxing tea don't make me pull out the reciepts
ok t r u m p
brexit 
pence
harry styles
he's one of ours
yall one of yall's ugliest 
i fucking know 
love u tho
bc ure hot
they don't call me big goat daddy for nothin 
i only call you that wtf
ummmmmmmmmmmm 
tfffffffffffff
fight me
lets go 
go where 
to hell
hence the name big goat daddy
smart big goat daddy
illiterate big goat daddy
still love big goat daddy
lord help me
big goat daddy up in this ass
omfg on my notepad someone asked me where i lived and i said hell it was like i was predicting this
you just proved you're big goat daddy
i S2G 
you mean satan
yes i mean satan 
well done for agreeing with me
wow this is a twist even if i didn't suck dick i'd still go to hell lol fuk u mom u were wrong
R U GONNA FINISH THAT OR NOT
UM ARE YOU GONNA LET ME FINISH
UM NOT REALLY NOT
WOW OK THAT'S FNE 
I LOVE YOU (and all your little things)
MY DICK AINT EVEN LITTLE I S2S
SATAN SAID IT SMALL
BITCH WHO'S HE I'M THE NEW BITCH IN TOWN
I ELOPED WITH SATAN
F U C  K  A L F I E R E A L H A R D
wow dylan i didn't know u felt like this!!!!!
SHUT UP YPU JUST SSTOLE MY SENTENCE 
U CAN'T PROVE IT BITCH
FUCK U AND SATAN YALL BOTH FAKE 
WE STILL FUCKING THO
IMMA CALL YOUR MOM
"hey this is alfie's boyfriend, he's fucking satan, sort him out and tell him to fuck me!"
took the words out of my mouth
that's what happens when you kiss too much kids
its my business if i get monotosis stfu
please stfu and leave
bye babe
bye baby
cold hearted 
baBY CUM BACK
nasty
pls
leave this house
shut the fuck up and try to evict me bitch
i'm callin the police 
call them, tell 'em i said fuck da police
ok ice cube
thank u
ugh i'm ashamed 
ugh that sounds like a personal issue
it is thanks for pointing it out 
no problem 
fight me
let's do it
ok ;))))))
why are you winking
nvm clueless
that's my middle name
ok cher
so mean to me wtf
love u babe
do i love you tho??
i tke it back :///
take me back 
back where 
back to satan
nvm u stayin right here 
how cute wtf
middle finger emoji
i have that

HOE
ASS FACE
RED COAT BITCH
U WANKER
idek what wanker means
it's an insult, it's like dickhead
i'm a dick lord thx 
tiny dick lord
i'm drove
drive me 2 hell
i'll drag u to hell hoe
drag me big goat daddy
that sounds like youre calling me satan 
maybe i am
awww 
im the best boyfriend, i know
you didn't even let me finsih smh ugh
too bad suck my dick if u wanna complain
looks like i ain't complaining today
thank god, don't need ur mouth around something so greaT!
fuck you i'll suck leonardo dicaprio's dick idgaf
do it, he'll be like "is this bitch sucking or not? i cannot feel!"
FUCK OFFFFFFFF SUCK MY ACTUAL DICK
i would if i was able to locate it
u hoe 
ya u right, i only suck big dick, that's why you're not on the list
well u better get a magnifying glass 
i'm on amazon right now
thx for accomodating to my disability 
i love you and all your little things
f u c k  y o u 
f u c k m e 
you wish i'm only fucking people who DON'T call me big goat daddy
so basically no one
basically yeah 
thought so babe
what am i supposed to call u now
the love of your life
or the jokester 
be romantic
not tahday
please babE!!!
NAH
I STG BIG GOAT DADDY BE ROMANTIC AND I'LL SUCK UR TINY DICK IN RETURN
AYE WATCH THAT LANGUAGE
UM U CAN TALK!!!!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WATCH THAT ATTITUDE THO
AINT NO ATTITUDE TO WATCH HONEY
ITS ***HUNTY GET IT RIGHT  
TAKE ME TO COURT SWEATY BITCH
SWEATIEEEEEEEEEEE LISTEN I WILL DRAGGGGGG YOU TO HELL
I'M ALREADY IN HELL, I TALK TO U EVERYDS
i s2ggggggg lemme finish ME I WAS TYPING FIRST FUCK U
FUCK ME THEN JESUS CHRIST
U WISH
HECK YES IM WISHING 
um i'm actually gonna fight you
fight me with ur tiny dick
get out ur magnifying glass
it's out like this dick
dicks out for harmabe 
you're the old meme nobody cares about anymore tf
why the fuck u lyin
here we go, it's part two
me: ....   me to myself: come up with another meme
why
you love me stfu
sometimes stfu
awwwwwwwwwww
worlds best boyfriend @ me
@ satan 
damn true /:
fuck u i'm satan now 
does this mean we're fucking on the daily now??
YOU HOE
IM INNOCENT WTF
U LIE TOO
UM WHEN 
UM JUST THEN
UM PROVE IT
UM FUCK ME
UM I WANT TO
UM TOO BAD 
UM SAME TO YOU
UM I'M CHASTE 
UM TELL THAT TO THAT POOR CAR
UM SHUT UP
UM MAKE ME LIL BITCH
;))))) 
DYLAN STFU U NEVER LET ME TYPE AND THEN U COMPLAIN
U SUPPOSED TO BE SENDING ME A MESSAGE RN
I DID HUNTY
i'm the flamboyant one here watch it hunty 
i'm good thanks!!!!
fuck u 
fuck me on the sofa (couch)
U WISH
SO DO YOU 
DON'T OUT ME
I WILL
BYE
SCREENSHOTS
DONT U DAREEEEEEE
OR WHAAAT? (-:
#divorce 
yah no shut up
u shut up
u shut up first 
i alredy DID childish
thank god

this is so full of love wow i hope you guys get married. anyways, this ya boy, danny, i'm here to tell u that ur my best friend and i love you with all my heart and soul xoxo suck my cock
^^ get married, bitch we already are married, i love you loads ugly!! xox
^ SHUT UP xox

weird childish crap cx 
^^ lmao true

im happy you're finally happy. 
^^ who is this? because i'm really
not as happy as you think. 
you were always good at putting other people before you, so don't forget to put yourself first now and then. 
everyone is always ahead of me. i'm last on the list. who are you? i'd really love to talk to you. 

delete your account no one will miss you not your best friend not your boyfriend or any one of your friends they all hate you lol ugly
^^ i actually have nothing smart to say back lmfao

i really hope you are hurting. you are a fucking dick. rot in hell.
^^ at least i'm not a pussy bitch who has to leave hate via a notepad. say it to my face, you fucking prick. aren't you the dick because you're leaving anonymous hate? you don't even know me lmao. 
awe my heart
^^ what the fuck? why can't you actually say this to my face? like are you afraid? 

HAHAHAHAHHA OK LET ME TALK TO ALL YOU DICKHEADS THAT THINK YOU'RE HIGH AND MIGHTY, get the fuck off your high horse thinking it's acceptable to leave anonymous hate to somebody who hasn't done anything wrong to you. i have no idea why you think it's okay to leave such disgusting hate like this, people take this to heart and before you continue to think that leaving shit like this on a notepad that's anonymous makes you better it doesn't. it makes you sick in the head, i don't think you realise that people have depression, people have fucking mental health issues yet it's okay to leave this shit and push somebody further, and everybody wonders why they take their own life. because cock suckling twats like you leave hate that they think has no effect, people have fucking feelings and you need to take a long hard look at yourself because you aren't perfect, far fucking from it. telling somebody to rot in hell? take your head out of your arsehole and stop looking for shit things to say, it's pathetic really. a lot of people love alfie and if you have anything important to say you'd leave your name or username, or even private message alfie himself. unfortunately for you a lot of people would care if he deleted his account or left, so before you come attacking an INNOCENT person get your facts straight you bellends. attack me all you want but do not come saying a bad word about alfie because i will personally shit down your ugly throats. - emily aka @fluents ??

this shit is real talk pathetic, like really. who even are you?? why do you feel the need to put hateful shit on someone's notepad ANONYMOUSLY TOO THO. if you're gonna do shit like this put your name on it if you're so proud of yourself. you probably won't tho, because you're a scary ass bitch. if you really don't like alfie, tell him yourself, don't go and put it on his fucking notepad. really. the only thing you're doing is being aggravating as hell. i don't even know what to say anymore because this is so fucking stupid. stop being a bitch and tell alfie yourself. damn. - dylan / @johnkeats 

just delete the hate.
^ why should he delete the hate when it shouldn't of been left in first place. people need to get some morals. 
no one can help what people do and say, just delete it. 
^ the people who write it can help it. there's no magic spell on them making them write it, it comes from their own thoughts and own typing. 
which means it is their choice, no one else's. you can't help what they choose to do. it's nasty and all but it's what THEY choose to do


hi it's your bf i just wanted to say i love you and you're a loser so
^^ hello my bf, i love you too and you're a hoe

hey u you're funny & we've been bonding over bad lip readings n ur really cool n ya friends for life. - shane
^^ wow how sweet, i'm the funniest ever ik ik
^^ love u hoe

ur my #1 British shawty & I love u tons ?
^^ i love you girlie 

MOTHER MARY WAS HERE TO SAY HELLO TO JESUS.
^^ LOVE YOU MOTHER MARY

i hate you
^^ show the haters how it's done by hating yourself the most 

did you and your boyfriend break up?
^^ yes
why?
^^ i don't know, it's not your business 
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