lEaVe mE nOteS -

hey kiddo, you're cute. x
^^ aw hey thanks!11!!!!!

your bio reminds me of my ex boyfriend's
^^ i can assure u i am not your exboyfriend
thank god i hope you're cooler & can actually differentiate "lose" & "loose"
^^ smh i can differentiate don't worry


harrison has a cute butt
^^ you got that right
ur a loser
^^ ur just mad abt the whole robert thing!!
now why would i be mad when i have arwin, dood
^^ arwin arwin arwin, he's all i ever hear about anymore 
and all robert hears about is dylan dylan dylan
^^ tru!!!
y u obsessed w me
^^ ur the 1 lurking on "moi" notepad
this is true, yet another good observation lil hun bun
^^ aw how cute dyl pickle
i believe you are even cuter
^^ i believe you are cutest 
okay i just saw this omg. but no, like you are cuter than cutest end of story
^^ i have a feeling i won't be able to win this one //:
your feeling is correcto my dood
^^ aw damn it

cutie 
^^ aw thanks (:

you're so adorable but so sassy
^^ hey you! i'm not sassy but loads of adorable so thank u

are you single?
^^ atm yes
harrison is mine mine mine.
^^ all yourssss 


i really like you
^^ i hope i know who this is
hope you know too
^^ i do 


my pretty, pretty boy?
^^ you make me so smiley, handsome

hARRISOOOON hey ur really cool nd we sulk when our bf's are gone, but ya you're a good friend and i love you kiddo.
^^ aw thank you matey, i love you too.

he's a fuckboy
— my new fave is not a fuckboy screw off
^^ aw, thx to the nice person 
      um, just wondering how you consider harrison a fuck boy? he is a completely loyal boyfriend and such a kind, caring person, so obviously you do not know him as well as you think you do. so please do keep your ignorant and equally insignificant opinions to yourself, thanks.
^^ lmao you only have been dating him for 3 days, dont call him loyal yet idiot
       i trust him, i don't need any more than that. time doesn't really matter if you know a person's intentions and heart. please just kindly get off this notepad and leave him alone. 

hey, new fave!! you're absolutely amazing. you're so funny and sassy. i'm gonna keep you around.
^^ i wanna know who actually likes me and considers me their fave smh. but thank you, this note is supa sweet and made me smile (:

hi angel, just wanted to say that i love you so much and i can't imagine my life without you. you make me the happiest guy ever?
^^ hi handsome, you're the best thing that has ever happened to me, i hope you know that. i love you a lot a lot a lot ❤ 

you should be mine.
^^ srry but dylan has my heart 
-- for how long?
^^ as long as he wants it 
-- not long then
^^ keep telling yourself that (:

you're a rat turd, doo doo head, and i h9 u sm ! - love ian (round 2)?
^^ u suck so supa much ❤

you're a gift to this world, i love you. 
^^ i love you so so much, my love.

you honestly could do so much better than dylan 
^^ fuck off, i'm in love with dylan and that won't ever change. 

you're the nicest person i have ever met on this site :)
         i agree with that
^^ aw you strangers are the absolute sweetest, thank you xx

you make my face and heart smile simultaneously, and i think that's pretty special.
^^ i can't explain how happy this lil note made me feel handsome. 
     cutie pie. you make me so crazy happy, oh gosh. 
^^ that made my heart do a million billion flips. 
      your pretty lil heart, aw aw. i can assure you that mine is flipping just as much as yours.
^^ you know what all thisheart flipping is making me think of?? pancakes!! they sound so yum rn
       see!!! you are so silly, that just proves it. i would love some pancakes rn though, i'll make us some.
^^ i'm the silliest boy what can i say? they sound very good mm mm, yayayy yes pls!

      hi boyfriend, i'm so in love with you and i want everybody to know it. i'll shout it out to everyone i know, and even strangers too just to embarrass you :-) okay, but like you are so adorable, can i just sit you in my lap and keep my arms around you forever?? you are definitely a keeper. i love you, harrison.? 
^^ oh my goodness dylan, you're the cutest and sweetest boy i have ever met. and most certainly my favorite boy, but we all knew that. i can safely tell you that this note earned you a very big smile. i love you so much, handsome. ❤

i could be so much better for you
^^ too bad dylan's already the best and can't get any better than that. but who are you and why do you think that?

wow ur padnote is full af! okay so i just wanna say ur the best bffl a boy could ask for and even through our play fights i still luv u sm okay also dylan is E-A-N appeoved so !!! have babies !!! i call godfather !!! i love u mucho bud - ean ?
^^ aw ean, i always knew we were gonna be bffl's bc who wouldn't wanna be friends with me? am i right? oml no i'm kidding. but you rlly do mean lots to me and i'm sure we will have lots of babies okay ok, and yes you can also be the godfather. ?

can't believe you and dylan are still together, you guys are my goals
^^ aw thank you love, nd you can count on us being together forever 
      and i agree with this claim too!! 
^^ aw ?

you are beautiful in your own way, redefining grace and elegance every single day. 
^^ this sentence is beautiful, i love it.
      and i love you
^^ i love you, so much 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_4rdHIMDfk
^^ yooooo i used to listen to this song so much oml
      ^ lit tbh
^^ right???

ALFIE HAS ARRIVED. y'all better stop deleting this tf. anyways!!!!! hi. it's me. the best is business. i never share my food with you because the heck, ask your sugar daddy. you're a pretty chill kid and i became friends with you the second you made your account so everyone bACK OFF. you're always there with your positvity and it's so nice!!! you're amazing, go you striped shirt hoe. 
- alfie
^^ HI ALFIE IMMA WRITE THIS ENTIRE NOTE IN CAPS BC MY MUSIC IS SO LOUD I CANT EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINK BUT UR THE BESTEST FRIEND EVERM BUT DON'T TELL MY OTHER FIFTY BFF'S BC !!!DRAMA!!!!! AW BUT ON A SERIOUS NOTE I LOVE U AND UR GREAT!!! - harrison 
^^ ON A SERIOUS NOTE(PAD) HAHAHAHAHAH IM SO FUNNY KILL ME. 
^^ DO YOU NEED HELP? I CAN MAKE THE CALL ANYTIME YOU'D LIKE DOOD
^^ CAN U STOP BULLYING ME? 
^^ BULLYING IS NOT WHAT I'M DOING, I LIKE TO CALL IT TOUGH LOVE ((:
^^ TOUGH LOVE IS MY PHRASE WTF

ian and you ftw 
^^ wtf does ftw mean, but it's ean nd he's my bffl
^^ ftw means for the win, meaning they ship you
^^ where are they shipping us to?? sOMEONE HELP, HARRISON IS CONFUSED
^ harrisunshine, hunny, it means they want me (ean) and u to date but we have our own boyfriends so YEET
^^ i'm crying oml, srry guys but we're in love w two totally different ppl, not eachother. AND U ALSO NEED TO RESPOND TO ME OKAY OK
^ already did sweaty ?
^^ "sweaty" 
^ das what you are, lmao. sweaty. 
^^ suck a sock  
^ more like dick but okay ! 
^^ yea yea whatever ean

Y R U SO POPULAR TF??? UR LAME, BUT LUV U RIDE OR DIE 
^^ BC I USE PHRASES SUCH AS "RIDE OR DIE" DUH, LUV U 2 GANG 

you should leave polyvore. 
^^ go away you stupid person, honestly it's not your decision if he leaves and honest to god just stay out of his god damn life if you don't want to be in it and leave harrison tf alone k?? thanks anonymous hater ((-: - hayley. 
^^ thanks bff, i love u. 
      i think it's best keeping your opinions to yourself and not on harrison's notepad; there is not any need for your negativity here. and if you have any problems, deal with them face on instead of bitching anonymously like a coward lmao
^^ i love you, thank you handsome 

you make me the happiest and most content with life i have ever been
^^ i love you so so much and i'm so honored i get the chance to call you mine, makes me so happy. 
      always yours, and you're always mine. never gonna get tired of saying that
^^ you're a keeper, my love. always gonna be yours

think i'm starting to fall for you..
^^ sorry love but dylan and i are going to be together for a while 
      **forever, actually
^^ forever and ever 

https://youtu.be/hjwAdlsiAyA
^^ i'm not crying, this made my heart flutter so much, oh gosh. i love you a lot. 
      just stumbled upon this today & it made me think of you. i love you too, my angel. 
^^ it's such a beautiful song, i'm glad you found it. 

dylan would be better off with me.
^^ can u fuck off mate???? thx bye. you honestly know nothing because he's way better off with harrison than he would be with scum like someone who writes hate anonymously aka you. now leave, bye. 
      i can't believe you would delete a whole entire notepad just to replace it with something completely idiotic and false. i want no one else besides harrison, he is it for me. he gives me everything i could want and more, above and beyond. and there isn't any reason for you to parade around undermining our feelings for each other, which also are none of your business, to say the least. so if would kindly leave us both alone, it would be much appreciated. feel free to privately message me if you have any further problems. - dylan
^^ thank you my loves, you guys are the best. 

you and your boyfriend are both really sweet, it sucks you guys are getting so much hate. 
^^ aw thank you so much. i'd agree though, people just need to let others be happy

sometimes i think nobody has ever met love because they haven't had the privilege of getting to know your 2 am thoughts.
^^ i love you handsome. 

ur r00d to me. 
^^ wyd i'm the nicest kid ever???
→ it's a sin to lie my child. 
^^ good thing my lord hath forgiven me
→ ur mean but ur relationship is cUte. That's the only thing I like 
about you bc u suck 
^^ smh why do u do this to me trashy, i thought we were bff's but cum to find out u only like me bc of my relationsip 
→ lol I secretly hate you, GARBAGE. :-) how did you know it was me? ??
also "cum" go to JESUS pls ?
^^ u left ur location on dummy, that's how i knew it was u, TRASHY. i was actually omw there right as we speak!!!
→ where am I then ? :-) and u aren't invited. go back to your garbage can, garbage. ??
^^ spinning the wheel so u can win us a new phone. nah im fine in my comfy bed, thanks for the suggestion tho, trashy 
→ "us" no garbage that phone would've been mine. ? I hope your bed falls through the ground into hell. ☺️☺️
^^ i would've stolen it then bc i sent u the wheel soo. i hope so too then i could actually go and visit u ??
→ you'd have to kill me to get to it. and d00d TOTALLY! We can have hell tea parties. bring the ?. 
^^ guess we know anotha way i can get into hell now. no thx, if we're in hell we're gonna live it up, i want alcohol ok
→ I thought that was the alcohol emoji ?? ?? idek im not savage enough to access those emojis. 
^^ trashy what did i tell u, the whole world goes into panic mode when u think smh. yeet the only tru thing you've said all night!!!
→ oh my gawd I am offended and you should kill your self bc the world would be a much happier place. I have two bottles of bleach. Want one? ☺️☺️ just met like a few days ago and I already h8 you. 
^^ has it only been a few days of knowing you?? lordy it's felt like too long, u should go 2 hell already, ur so rood i swear dood 
→ 27 long days well actually more like 1 bc ur terrible at replying ? yet you call me "trashy" ??
^^ can u pls hush, i reply to u everyday but i'm not sure why ??
→ BC u secretly love me DONT even act brand NEW lmao :-) 
^^ STEP UP AND SHOW ME THE CARFAX TRASHY I DARE U
→ lol. Okay. I showed u THE CARFAX :-) :-) 
^^ WHERE THEY @ THO??? 
→ kys I honestly truly hate you. like srsly. go away. ur like that cockroach that you keep stomping on but it doesn't die :-//
^^ thats it that's the last straw imma block u now bYE HO 
→ do it then, btch. ??? I never liked u anywhooo
^^ u betta get off my notepad with that language b4 i wash ur mouth out with soap!!!!
→ stfu hairy sun, You aren't Melanie Martinez. 
^^ she didn't start that smh so u shut up
→ IK and idc. I'm a free womAn. ? did ur mom say that it was okay that u can be named hairy sun?
^^ no i haven't asked yet she's not home atm 
→idci will hack the system and change ur name
^^ u betta not, i donut think my mom would be happy
→ ur mom doesn't like ur name she told me herself :-) she likes hairy sun better 
^^ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcWM_1hBu_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcW GOD DAMMIT I WAS TRYING TO PASTE MY ARROW BUT I FORGOT I COPIED TJIS EHGEJS
→ I no lie. I'm a child of JESUS ?
^^ HAHAHAHA I DIDN'T WANNA SEE UR UGLY ARROW ANYWAY BUT U ALWAYS LIE SOOO
→ door my arrow is better than ur future. ? BUT HOW LONG IS THIS CONVERSATION GONNA GO ON 4 Look how LONG IT IS HSBHSHUSHHS
^^ IT'LL GO ON AS LONG AS I WANT U HO
→ u don't control me, hairy sun. :-) THIS CONVO IS LITERALLY HALF OF THE NOTEPAD GTG ????
^^ BYE FELICIA 
and she was the first to unscramble a DICK
→ boi go 2 JESUS like FR FR FR FR FR CLINK CLANK HOMIE hEF EF EFG RGR4GRECGERGFCVREFFRC2RGC
^^ HEY WHAT'S GOING ON W THE LAST PART OF UR NOTE MATEY 
→ u wrote dat 5-5 ANNOYING piece of trash 
^^ prove it trashy :-))
→ shiiiiiii I actually have no carfax GOD DAMMIT fall in hell 
^^ mhm that's what i thought dummy, where's my winner coffee @
→ you get none. bc no one likes u lol 6-6 out moji that 
^^ u ho wyd here then??? pls remove yourself from the premises 
→ I can't u keep annoying me and my mother said it's impolite to ignore ppl. gtfo pls. like srsly ihy ur notepad is a premises of hell. 
^^ smh i didn't tell u u had to talk me, now did i dummy? so gtfo pls
→ but u still reply to me. but ur stingy with baking materials:-( r00d
^^ i have no clue what you're talking bout ma'am 
→ did YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER? ? OKAY sorry sorry I haven't used this joke yet and this was the perfect time OKAY gtg. 
^^ LMAO MY FRIEND SAYS THAT ALL THE TIME HE'S HILARIOUS 69-69
→ we all know that you love the 69 emoji ???
^^ but cmon who doesn't love the 69 emoji 
→ me bc I'm innocent & a cutie. ✨?? im angel aesthetic k bye

OKAY BUT IM YOUR bFF AND NO ONE CAN CHANGETHAT I LOVE MY HARRISUNSHINE 
^^ HI EAN BFFL I LOVE YOU TOO

UR MY RIDE OR DIE & EVEN THOUGH U SUCK SOMETIMES I LOVE U HARRISUN BFF ?
^^ LOVE U BFF ❤

you're a really great friend, i love you.
^^ thank you, i love you too.

hi harrisunshine, i just wanted to let you know that i love you so much and that i'm always always here for you. xoxo
^^ i love you too dood, thank you x

I hope you're okay and I can't wait till you come back, hairy sun. Just know that everyone here loves you and if anyone here is making you upset then they don't deserve you [ and I want to beat them up :-) ] You're a great friend! — ariana